The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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