She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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