on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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