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say what?
wanna hang out?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
