Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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