yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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