party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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