Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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