I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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