There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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