just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize
