She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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