real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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