ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
