Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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