just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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