your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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