he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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