I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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