she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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