Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I won't apologize to a one balled man
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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