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I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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