How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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