She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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