Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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