But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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