i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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