i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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