HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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