Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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