I don't usually arrange sex via text message
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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