Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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