No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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