i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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