69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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