i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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