Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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