so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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