finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
