Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
