just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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