were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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