As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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