Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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