you're like a bully in the Christmas story
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
