so that wasnt chicken after all
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
