We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Let's paint friendship bongs
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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