yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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