a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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