you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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