I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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