wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How naked do you want me to be?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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