it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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